Kris and the Cruise and the Captain.
She said he sweet-talked her into dinner, then invited her into his cabin, and then told her if he could not have his way with her, he would sink the ship, so she did what she had to do, and she saved 3,000 souls that night
... twice....
Then ......
she awoke from her dream
and realized it was the sun's reflection off the high sea, that was playing tricks on her eyes and the illusion of the captain, in her room, was actually a wet, white bath towel hangin' on a door hook with her eyeglasses and coloured braclets....and the bulge was just a door knob...
and 4 empty martini glasses were sitting upright on the floor.
Well the water was real anyway.
And so was the ship she was on...