Baba.... let's go back to that other aisle with shoes
He's just a boy for a little while...I can't refuse
What aisle are you talking about that you wanna see?
I wanna see the black and white shoes that have laces for me
What do you mean shoes with laces, shoes for outdoors?
No Baba, those black and white shoes just like yours
I look down at my runners and snicker a bit
When I tell him 'bout this years later, he'll have a fit
To think he wanted shoes like the one's Baba was wearing
Means giving up Velcro and that's pretty daring.
Let's see if they have a size that fits your feet
Look for a size 12 and I'll buy you a treat
Guess what? There is only one pair left on the whole shelf
See if they fit and try to put them on yourself
Baba, they fit me, they fit me and they are "Oh so Cool"
Wait until I show them to kids at school
Well Jake, you can't wear them until you can tie your laces
Then your Mom will let you wear them to many places
Wait until my Mom and Dad see my big boy shoes
What will they say and what will they do?
Well Jakee, first your Baba will be in super doodoo
For buying big boy shoes with 2 sets of laces for you
So you will have to try real hard to tie a bow
But in the meantime you'll have to wear your velcro
But Baba, these are so cool, can I put them both on
Yeah, what the hell ....grab them before they're gone
So the kid's in the cart wearing his unpaid shoes with laces
With the biggest smile for all Zeller's shopping faces
Lukee is in the buggy eating unpaid Fruit Loops out of the box
And about now I could use a Vodka on the rocks
Imagine when a pair of shoes made you smile
Oh to be a kid again for just a while.
Oh what the hell am I talking about....I still feel that way when I buy a pair of earrings at Walmart for $4.99.